Go! And I'll stand you a swagger supper when the picture's done, and
Schercl parts. By the way--
ROBERT ADDISON.
Yes?
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
Touching the two quid?
ROBERT ADDISON (_giving the money_).
Here you are.
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
I do touch 'em. Ecstasy! Bob, you're a brick; now cut along and get
back with the damsel sharp. (_Knock heard at_ D.F.) Hullo, whom have we
here? Come in. (_Knock repeated_.) Come in. (_Knock again_.) Come in,
you fat-headed, lop-sided, splay-footed, bandy-legged jay; come in!
(_Enter_ SCHERCL).
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_aside_).
Schercl! Good Lord! He's come to see the work.
ROBERT ADDISON.
(_Aside to_ REMBRANDT TEMPENNY). I'm off.
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
(_Aside to_ ROBERT ADDISON). No, I say, Bob, wait and see me through
it.
ROBERT ADDISON.
Rosaline may go out--I must hurry. See you again in half an hour.
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
(_Aside to_ ROBERT ADDISON). What shall I do?
ROBERT ADDISON.
(_Aside to_ REMBRANDT TEMPENNY). Lie! Ta-ta. I say--! You don't think
it possible old Schercl has made a mistake and taken you for Tempenny
the R.A.?
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_staggered_).
What!!
ROBERT ADDISON.
It would explain the terms, that's all, dear boy. Au revoir. (_Exit_
ROBERT ADDISON D.F.)
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_aside_).
Good Lord! (_Aloud, blandly_). My dear Mr. Schercl, this is a pleasure
indeed.
HENRICH SCHERCL.
I do not know dat it is a great bleasure, but pusiness must be attended
to, hein? Vell, my friendt, and how is the bicture, eh! Let us see how
it has brogressed.
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY.
The picture is going well--well, very well,--excellently. I am a modest
man--
HENRICH SCHERCL.
Humph! (_Aside_.) This is a very boor blace for zo famous a bainter. I
do not understand it! But I have certainly done goot business mid him!
REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_disconcerted_).
I say I am a modest man, Mr. Schercl, but I feel safe in declaring that
you will be satisfied with your bargain.
HENRICH SCHERCL.
"Bargain?" I do not tink dat ven I pay tree hundred bounds for a
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