Stories from the Old Attic

	
where several of the large fish grabbed Chirpy Bird and threw him 
onto the shore.

"Now fly away and leave us alone," one of them said.  And leave 
them alone he did.



Man

Somewhere in a deep, tropical jungle lived a tribe of natives with 
extremely odd behavior.  Generations ago the tribe had in some 
obscure fashion contracted a parasite which induced a seemingly 
permanent delirium in each native, and which was passed on to 
subsequent generations.  The delirium increased with age, and most 
of the adult natives showed it by eating dirt, sleeping on dunghills, 
pummeling anthills with rocks even as the ants bit them severely, and 
jumping out of trees onto their heads.  This last maneuver caused the 
natives to stagger around senseless for days, or simply to lie 
unconscious and bleeding in the sun and rain.  All these symptoms 
together prevented the natives from caring for their personal lives, 
and so they lived in deplorable squalor, with their huts falling 
apart, and their children and themselves half starved and wholly naked.

Another odd effect of the mental distraction was an unnatural craving 
for firewood.  Unlike the other natives in the area, the members of 
this tribe collected--and stole, and cheated and betrayed for--log upon 
stick to pile next to their huts, even though in twenty very cold years 
they couldn't use half as much as they already possessed.  A few 
natives had been crushed to death by collapsing woodpiles; many more 
had died from fighting over decidedly unimpressive old branches.  

One day a doctor came from the East to the village, and he immediately 
recognized the symptoms of the disease (a common one) for which he 
carried the cure.  He went gladly and confidently to the chief of the 
tribe and announced his ability to remedy the ills of the people, 
expecting to be praised and welcomed for his offer of help.  To his 
surprise, however, the chief rebuffed him with contempt and asserted 
boldly that there was nothing at all wrong with his people, that they 	
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