Stories from the Old Attic

	
it was substantial, for reasons which will hereinafter appear.  
Needless to say (except to make the story longer and extend the 
reader's pleasure), Sir Philo made energetic protests, which 
eventually descended to rather pathetic entreaties, all in a 
futile attempt to change the king's mind.  But King Cleon would 
not be dissuaded, and so the news was soon heralded throughout the 
kingdom, and, as you might suppose, arrow sales shot up immediately 
and remarkably.

As when a child pounds the ground near an anthill, causing a good 
many of the residents instantly to surface and run around in massed 
panic, so on the day of the contest the world arrived in a swarm at 
the castle of Cleon the Modest and prepared to be a witness, if not 
the victor, in the winning of Jennifrella.

There were several dozen contenders in the contest, some quite 
accomplished archers, some more or less dilettantish, and quite a 
few whose skills put the spectators at random hazard.  Amid the 
noise and enthusiasm on this day stood a grim and silent Sir Philo, 
deeply troubled about the proceedings for three reasons.  First, 
strictly from a philosophical standpoint, a shooting contest was 
a completely irrational method of choosing either a spouse or a 
future king, and irrationality like this always troubled the 
young knight.
  
Second, though Sir Fassade was a very good shot, capable of 
satisfactorily humiliating most of the other contestants, he was no 
match for Sir Bargle.  If they used the word then, I would have to 
exaggerate only slightly to say that Sir Bargle was, as they say in 
French, or maybe don't, a jerque.  He punctuated nearly every 
sentence with an oath or a belch, constantly leered at the ladies 
in waiting (who knew all too well to keep a safe distance from him), 
and those who attended carefully to his speech noted that the word 
he used more than any other was "me." In a word (or fourteen, 
actually), Sir Bargle was a man unlikely to put his personal 
appetites in second place.  The prospect of this knight nuzzling 	
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