Stories from the Old Attic

	

When about nine tenths of the persons on the planet consisted of the 
precisely fabricated humakins and only one tenth of the really 
human, quite an odd and unexpected situation arose.  It had become 
so unusual to see, for example, a woman wearing glasses or a man 
with wind-blown hair that such a detail now took on a natural appeal 
to some of the other humans. 

One bright morning at breakfast in a fancy resort dining room, a 
human female, almost as lovely as a humakin, sat chatting with a 
humakin male who had condescended to sit with her.  Suddenly she 
inadvertently spilled a glass of tomato juice onto her white tennis 
dress.  While her humakin companion predictably stood up and stared 
at her with horror, across the room a human male who had just 
witnessed the event was so filled with ardor and longing that he 
almost broke the table in his rush to get over to her and make her 
acquaintance.  His excitement to declare his affection left him 
without the capacity for coherent speech, so that only tentative and 
confused phrases stumbled from his mouth.  In the midst of his 
babbling, though, he could see, in the welling dew of the woman's 
eyes, the tenderness of regard he had inspired.

As other humans, too, began to grow weary of the expectation of 
constant perfection in their relationships, scenes similar to this 
one began to be repeated with increasing frequency.  A loose shoe 
lace, a chipped fingernail, a shiny nose--all gradually became 
sources of romantic and emotional attraction, and those very 
characteristics that had before been viewed as defects soon came to 
be seen as emblems of the truly and desirably human, as guarantees 
of that unique inner fire that no amount of perfectly crafted 
plastic could equal.  

The word "human" now began to be associated with the genuine, the 
natural--and the beautiful.  It became not uncommon to hear a young 
lady remark to her admirer as he gently put a flower in her hair, 
"Oh, what a human thing of you to do."  The word "humakin," on the 	
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