Stories from the Old Attic

	



It Depends on How You Look at It: 
Eight Vignettes on Perspective

A man's house burned to the ground.  Upon hearing of it, the man 
said angrily, "This is the fault of oxygen!"  For, as he explained, 
if there hadn't been any oxygen in the atmosphere, his house never 
would have burned.

*     *     *

When the boss called Smervits and Jenkins into the office, Jenkins 
was very nervous because his plan to salvage the Freeble contract 
had not worked.  Smervits wasn't worried because he had shrewdly 
stood by while Jenkins floundered with the contract.  

"Jenkins, you failed," the boss said forcefully after the two men 
had entered.  "That's good," he added, "because it shows that you 
tried something.  Smervits, you didn't fail, but you didn't try 
anything, either.  You're fired."  

*     *     *

One day the power went off in the mine, leaving the miners in 
absolute darkness.  One miner found a match and lit it.  "What a 
dinky little flame," said one of his companions, with contempt.

"What a great light in the darkness," said another, with awe.

*     *     *

"Just think," said the man in the orange hard hat, "to us that's just 
a useless pile of rock.  But to someone with greater vision it has 
value.  It can be changed by his direction into something useful."

"How's that?" someone asked.

"First it has to be crushed, and then heated in a furnace, to give 
up its old properties and take on new ones.  Then it can be mixed 
with water and molded into something beautiful."

"So that's how you make cement, huh?"

"No," someone said, "that's how you make a Christian."

*     *     *

An officer came upon a young soldier so weighted down with weapons 
and ammunition that he couldn't move.  "You know why you aren't 
attacking the enemy, don't you?" asked the officer.

"Yes," replied the soldier.  "I'm waiting for more ammunition."

*     *     *

Once in a pleasant garden there stood a tree, from which, legend 
said, God himself would one day reign.  But instead, a group of 
wicked men broke in and chopped the tree down.  They hacked the tree 	
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