Stories from the Old Attic

	
contrary were his words that he was known as The Man Who Talked 
Backwards.  His blessing on those he loved was, "May you have 
difficulty in this life," and his bitterest curse on his enemies 
was, "May your life pass without a single sorrow."  Whenever someone 
asked him what course of learning to undertake in order to increase 
his knowledge, the philosopher would reply, "If you want to learn 
something, become a teacher."  Whenever some grateful hearer would 
ask how he could repay the philosopher for his advice, he would 
always answer, "The best way to repay a debt to me is to cancel a 
debt owed to you."

The Man Who Talked Backwards reversed even the most common of 
proverbs.  Instead of repeating that "to love is to be patient," he 
would always quote, "To be patient is to love."  Rather than noting 
that "seeing is believing," he would say, "Believing is seeing."  
For, he explained, what you believe controls what you see.

A young woman once asked him, "What can I do to make someone my 
friend?  Shall I oil my skin or brush my hair?"

"Rather you should oil the skin and brush the hair of the one you 
like,"  answered the philosopher.

Another day a young scholar approached The Man Who Talked Backwards 
and asked him what books he should read, "For," the student said, "I 
realize that the more I read the more I will know."

"You will indeed learn something by reading," answered the 
philosopher, "but the more you read the less you will know.  That is 
what makes reading of value."

"But how shall I know what beliefs I should hold in order to live 
the best life?" the young scholar asked.

"You think that your beliefs shape your actions," replied the 
philosopher, "but I tell you, it is your actions that shape 
your beliefs."

One day a woman came to the Man Who Talked Backwards for advice.  
"I know," she said, "that 'to live is to choose,' so I have come 
here to discover how I might fix my choices to live a fuller, more 
productive life."

"The better saying," said the philosopher, "is that 'to choose is to 	
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